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i am going to go buy crickets from the petsmart in the next town in a last ditch effort to lure sinkfrog out before we set off bug bombs in the house tomorrow
wish me luck
update:
the crickets are in the sink
apparently they only come in packs of 36 which is, frankly speaking, Too Many Crickets
I sprinkled out a few in the backyard before I dropped the rest in the sink and I’m hoping sinkfrog eats most of them so I won’t develop a sinkcricket problem when he’s finished with them
in retrospect this kind of makes it sound like i just dumped more-than-one-but-fewer-than-thirty-six crickets into my sink and walked away but I actually placed a clear plastic lid over the basin so none of them (and the ever elusive sinkfrog) can escape
why didn’t school prepare me for this
i live in florida, dealing with displaced wildlife should be part of the standard curriculum
UPDATE:
I FINALLY CAUGHT THE LITTLE JERK AFTER AN ENTIRE WEEK
HE HAS BEEN RELEASED INTO THE WILDS OF MY BACKYARD ALONG WITH THE CRICKETS HE DID NOT MANAGE TO EAT
I’M SO HAPPY I NEVER HAVE TO SEE HIS CREEPY LITTLE FACE PEEKING OUT OF MY SINK EVER AGAIN